194 definitions by jpg3

Those non-black people that constantly use the " N " word in their conversations. These people are like a hostess twinky, no chocolate anywhere.
Dude A says to dude B " Wazzup nigga ?"
Dude B replies " Yo nigga, how you doin'?"
Dude C says " You'se my booooys nigga's!"
Two girls are watching this exchange and one turns to the other and says " What a bunch of niggatwinky fools."LOL
by jpg3 September 27, 2010

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An up4luck is the voting up of this word so as to bring positive energy into your life and good things will happen to you.
An up4luck will bring you luck. A vote down on this word brings you bad luck.
by jpg3 October 09, 2011

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The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
by jpg3 August 28, 2010

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After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010

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Better Than You syndrome is a mental attitude disorder that occurs when certain individuals believe other human beings are beneath them.
We all meet some fucking asshole thats got BTY syndrome.
by jpg3 July 24, 2011

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The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.
When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.
by jpg3 August 05, 2010

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A whore will have sex with everyguy she can and sometimes gets pregnant, the unwanted baby ends up at a grandparents home, a foster house, the steps of a church or in a dumpster. Sometimes a baby or two is kept by the whore so she can get money from the state if the babydaddy don't pay.
The whore had sex with lots of guys, three of them were brothers. One whorebaby grew up calling grandma and grandpa mommy and daddy while the half sibling whorebaby grew up calling the whore mommy but poor whorebaby number three ended up in an abortion clinics waste dumpster.
by jpg3 December 05, 2011

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