149 definitions by jpg3
| 43. | monkeytoes | ||
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When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes. She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.
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| 44. | Teendumb | ||
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After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb. Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.
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| 45. | MASS-HOLES | ||
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What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts. One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"
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| 46. | the funny bunch | ||
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Those fucking crazy relatives the rest of the family don't want anything to do with. During the family reunion everyone stopped and stared at a convoy of vehicles rolling to a stop and in the stunned silence a collective gasp of terror was heard from all because the funny bunch had arrived.
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| 47. | grannylane | ||
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The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs. Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.
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| 48. | BTY syndrome | ||
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Better Than You syndrome is a mental attitude disorder that occurs when certain individuals believe other human beings are beneath them. We all meet some fucking asshole thats got BTY syndrome.
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| 49. | obesecheese | ||
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That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person. If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.
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