This is a stand up guy thats been raising his wifes children born from a previous relationship. Step pop treats these kids like their his very own.
My step pop is fucking awesome.
A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.
The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.
A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.
The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.
This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.
Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".
To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.
Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.
Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.
She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.