194 definitions by jpg3

A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.
The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.
by jpg3 November 06, 2011

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AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.
Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.
by jpg3 October 26, 2011

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When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
by jpg3 November 16, 2011

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Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
by jpg3 November 07, 2011

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Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.
If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.
by jpg3 November 18, 2011

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The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.
When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.
by jpg3 November 15, 2011

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When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 25, 2011

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