149 definitions by jpg3
When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.
After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."
by jpg3 Aug 25, 2010 add a video
A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
by jpg3 Aug 31, 2010 add a video
Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
by jpg3 Apr 16, 2011 add a video
It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.
No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.
by jpg3 Dec 2, 2010 add a video
The type of adult male that has long overstayed his welcome at his parents house and is taken in by his granma, who mollycoddles him and treats him like a prince. He usually ends up living in granmas basement mooching off her.
A group of BFF's are guy watching at the mall, when one asks the others, " Who is that guy ?"
Another girl says, " Forget about that loser, he's a mommomsboy."
by jpg3 Nov 11, 2010 add a video
Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
by jpg3 Oct 10, 2010 add a video
This is a stand up guy thats been raising his wifes children born from a previous relationship. Step pop treats these kids like their his very own.
My step pop is fucking awesome.
by jpg3 Jan 25, 2011 add a video