149 definitions by jpg3
The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.
After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
by jpg3 Jan 29, 2011 add a video
An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
by jpg3 Dec 27, 2010 add a video
|24.||Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss|
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL
by jpg3 Sep 14, 2010 add a video
Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.
Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."
by jpg3 Feb 20, 2011 add a video
Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.
Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.
by jpg3 Apr 5, 2011 add a video
The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he
After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.
by jpg3 Aug 17, 2010 add a video
Those non-black people that constantly use the " N " word in their conversations. These people are like a hostess twinky, no chocolate anywhere.
Dude A says to dude B " Wazzup nigga ?"
Dude B replies " Yo nigga, how you doin'?"
Dude C says " You'se my booooys nigga's!"
Two girls are watching this exchange and one turns to the other and says " What a bunch of niggatwinky fools."LOL
by jpg3 Sep 27, 2010 add a video