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166 definitions by jpg3

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.
Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.
by jpg3 November 23, 2013
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A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
by jpg3 November 29, 2013
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A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
by jpg3 December 08, 2013
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Words used to ask where the food is at.
The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".
by jpg3 December 22, 2013
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Having a beard that is considered sexy.
Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.
by jpg3 December 22, 2013
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When strong winds blow during heavy snow showers that build up faster then snowplows can keep up with, causing massive delays and keep people from getting anyplace.
Many stranded motorists got flurryfucked with this last winter storm.
by jpg3 January 03, 2014
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Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.
Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)
by jpg3 January 25, 2014
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