The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

An inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.

No Meals To Bedroom, Used when a teen or live at home adult goes from taking a bag of chips, handful of cookies, etc. into their bedroom to snack on and starts toting a complete meal there instead. Derived via the shortened form of talking usually used by texters, teens and people that cannot spell. Sometimes parents resort to this method of communication in attempting to be understood by children that are afraid of using complete sentences and big words.

When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.