95 definitions by jp

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
by JP June 19, 2006

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A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"
Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!
by jp August 04, 2004

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To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005

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Your hommey, your shorty
Whats up my weebleization
by jp January 26, 2005

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A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb
Your shirt is so Juntti
by JP July 16, 2003

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or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
by jp February 04, 2004

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a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)
nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily
by jp July 06, 2003

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