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95 definitions by jp

 
22.
alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
by JP June 19, 2006
 
23.
To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
 
24.
A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"
Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!
by jp August 04, 2004
 
25.
What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.
Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*
by JP May 01, 2004
 
26.
One of the biggest radio stations in the DC/Metropolitan area. Launched many no-name bands into MTV stardom. Broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a crappy salsa station by the evil Infinity Radio corporation.
The legendary 99.1 wHFS, the TRUE alternative...
by JP January 13, 2005
 
27.
A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb
Your shirt is so Juntti
by JP July 16, 2003
 
28.
a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)
nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily
by jp July 06, 2003