11 definitions by joshua jordan nordyke

When a non-Jew/goy chooses to sport what seem to be payes/earlocks/sidelocks, this is what they're called. Although it originated in the world of suburban punk rock subculture and is not a phrase of Jewish origin nor is it often used by Jews, it probably should be and it is used by many others, nonetheless.
-Isaac, look at that goy's ear mullets. What does he think he is? Chosen?
-You're right, Avram. Does he use a flat iron on those ear mullets of his?
by Joshua Jordan Nordyke May 10, 2008
Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.
I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look like Bop-em mallets.
by Joshua Jordan Nordyke May 14, 2008
The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.
I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!
by Joshua Jordan Nordyke August 20, 2008
The act of male sexual reciprocation of maternally projected loathing or the sexual manifestation of self-loathing superimposed onto the mother/son relationship by means of some sort of Oedipal paranoia.

ie: When a motherfucker fucks his mother because fucking his mother is the closest a motherfucker can come to crawling inside of her and physically reversing his birth.
Justin - How come you don't laugh at my jokes, mom?

Mary - Because your a mean and vulgar boy!

Justin - Jeez! What do you want from me? A #1 Son Refund?

Mary - I don't know what that is, but I've read The Bible five times and I'm not going to listen to you tell me about it!
by Joshua Jordan Nordyke August 20, 2008

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