14 definitions by joshua james

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 11, 2006

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The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.
Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper
by Joshua James October 09, 2006

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A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.
Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.
by Joshua James October 17, 2006

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A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.

Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 09, 2006

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Breasts

Tatum O'Neil > Tatums > Tits

Holy fuck, her O'neils are stunning!
by Joshua James October 09, 2006

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FMS
Fuck me socks, often worn with fuck-me-pumps ( FMP )
God that girls such a slut, she's wearing FMS under her FMPs
by Joshua James October 18, 2006

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A popular breakfast dish in Southern and Midwest U.S. cuisine where the gravy resembles fresh warm horse jizz mixed with rabbit shit.
Hey. These biscuits and gravy taste like fresh warm horse jizz mixed with rabbit shit.
by Joshua James October 18, 2006

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