Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.
The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.
Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.
That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.
That dude has a tic-tac dick.
The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.
That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.
The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.
I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.
When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.
Hey dudes i just got done double dippin.
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