5 definitions by jordan lane

Past Tense: lezzybombed
Part of Speech: Verb
Definition: To make someone a lesbian. To come on very strong with lesbian smooth moves. To be bombarded or overwhelmed by lesbian(s) or lesbianism. To get "hustled" by a lesbian.
Emily H: Damn, that cubby was gorgeous last night, right? I got lezzybombed like you wouldn’t believe - hope I’m not preggers…
Laura T: Oh shush, you’re just being dramatic.
by jordan lane August 22, 2008
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A lesbian whose beauty causes others to change their sexual orientation. A lesbian that is so attractive she triggers the shift from being a straight woman to a lesbian.
Emily H: Woah, did you see that hot wombat.
Claire Y: Yep, definite Lezzybomb.
Emily H: I want her inside me.
by jordan lane August 22, 2008
Part of Speech: Noun, Verb, Adjective
Definition: Slang, Variation of the word Lezzybomb, used more commonly for its 2-beat poetic value
Laura T: Wow yeah she IS hot. Quick, give me your strap-on.
Claire Y: Jump back, I wanna give that lezbomb some smack.
by jordan lane August 22, 2008
1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).

2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.

Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
by Jordan Lane March 19, 2010
Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.
Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound
by jordan lane August 19, 2009

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