220 definitions by jordan

A small, pink, blob like creature in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. This creature was made to resemble the the classic weakest enemy of many RPGs, the slime. Very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. There are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the Poporing and the Angelring. This monster will earn you 1 base Exp. and 1 job Exp. per kill. Another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it's self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.
" Nooo, that poring just ate my Baphomet Card! ;-; "
by Jordan December 29, 2004

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A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield
by Jordan October 26, 2004

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When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.
"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."
by Jordan January 04, 2004

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A hot sex goddess.
Usually to kill someone. Such as Kain.
I summmon Maydra! On a shadow dragon of love!

Oh man that girls a maydra for sure!

Dian used a Maydra to obliverate kain.
by Jordan March 16, 2005

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small little angry elf who skips around every where. does some bad shit to anyone. does the meanest shit and acts innocent after its been done. bites, pinches, scratches, punches, slaps, kicks, throw food, spits and teases anyone and everyone.
the angry little fellatious cherry ann bit, pinched, and scratched throughout the fellatious process. she threw food, trying to tease the person who was given the fellatio.
by jordan February 04, 2005

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A boobie...ha ha i said boobie.
She has some big ass titay's.
by Jordan July 13, 2004

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The Ultimate Cocktease
Shes a right Baroness
by Jordan February 22, 2004

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