220 definitions by jordan

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil
"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...
by Jordan December 17, 2004

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poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.
patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.
by jordan February 10, 2004

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1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed
"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"
by jordan January 24, 2004

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From the DVD extras od the UK film (Shaun Of The Dead). They use the word (prink) instead of prick to make the scene cleaner.
You fucking prink!
It's not Hiphop, it's electro.. Prink.
by Jordan January 07, 2005

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1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave
1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob
by Jordan January 06, 2004

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To cammand someone to cease verbal action, or quit speaking.
Dave Chappelle.
Selencio. The white man is speaking. Excuse me, theres a white man up here. UNGOwA!!
by Jordan November 16, 2004

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A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.
Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"
by Jordan September 29, 2004

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