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225 definitions by jordan

 
15.
Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.
I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.
by Jordan December 02, 2003
 
16.
Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.
Ontario place, I'm goin' again!
by Jordan January 21, 2004
 
17.
One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views
Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.
by Jordan July 12, 2003
 
18.
When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes
When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.
by Jordan May 09, 2004
 
19.
The coolest site in the world
by jordan June 19, 2003
 
20.
The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
The Pimped out playa band.
by Jordan April 03, 2005
 
21.
The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004