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1 definition by jonmiguel

 
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A person who appreciates the entertainment value of Star Trek and/or one of its many incarnations and:

1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.

2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).

3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).

4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.

5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
Leonard Nimoy is not a trekker.
by jonmiguel May 01, 2006
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