being a wbroski
is the top of the social food
chain. By having connections with
wbroskis, you will open up more
doors to the future
before. A wbroski
is the highest
rank of friend, therefore allowing more things
to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just wbroskis." They'll know. Also wbroski
overrule broski in everything, no matter what! All decisions, thoughts, and feelings with
bee the wbroskis, not the broskis
Why the word wbroski
As Wbroskis, we pledge
our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Wbroskis are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code
of the Wbroskis.
1. No Wbroski
shall be denied wbroskiship under
any circumstances including
race or religion. The only
reason for a denial of wbroskiship is over use of butter
and/or cake face.
2. If a Wbroski
dumped the rest of the wbroskis shall not EVER
date the BROSKI.
3. All wbroskis vocabulary shall include -jonah , aduuurrdurr , javid , yo-lawn-duh , shaynanay , amnd wbroski
4. A wbroski
let another wbroski
into a broskis
bed well said wbroski
5. All wbroskis must
protect other wbroskis from broskis
attempts to "get in their pants"
6. A Wbroski
hook up with
's boyfriend. If the accused Wbroski
is found out, then the accusing Wbroski
has the right of 10 minutes free bitch slapping.
7. A wbroski
touch her bra in public.
8. A wbroski
by another wbroski
9. A wbroski
attend the bathroom without another wbroski
10. A wbroski
bring a broski to a wbroskis night out.
11. A wbroski
be afraid to cry, and the other wbroskis must
be there for the down wbroski
periods for broskis
exceed 15 minutes.
13. If a wbroski
views jonah the wbroski
shall immediatly text
14. The following should never
be done in front of browskis: talking about womanly subjects, acting
, and private
matters involving present broskis
15. Wbroskis are allowed to act like broskis
, but not in the presence of broskis
16. You poke it, you own it.
17. No wbroski
shall be impregnated before marraige.
18. No wbroski
shall ever raise
their hand to another person, with
the exceptions of play fighting and flirtation.
19. If a Wbroski
gets in a fight, all Wbroskis at hand must come
to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust.
20. Any wbroski
caught texting a broski during
a serious wbroski talk
shall be penilised by any way the other wbroskis decide.
21. Wbski's DO NOT say "badboy." Any wbroski
held in contmpt
will be charged with
a slap to face/arm.
22. Anything said during
sleepover will remain in the wbroski
sleepover, and never
be repeated until the next wbroski
23. NO MALES IN THE WBROSKI