4 definitions by jon barleycorn

Top Definition
to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.
by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006
The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
by Jon Barleycorn February 28, 2011
What the child molesting priest, who cost his parish five million dollars in a lawsuit, was, just before he was defrocked.

Beyond totally fucked.
He wasn't just caught with his hand up his sister's skirt, he was frockulated.

This car's engine is frockulated. It's so worthless, if it cost a nickle to drive around the world, this thing wouldn't get you down the block.
by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006
A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.
"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"
by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×