1 definition by jollygreenfucker

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When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 06, 2011
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