9 definitions by jojo dancer

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".
Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
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When someone asks for your commitment, but you slyly drop the letter “p” from the word promise with your response to refrain from your commitment on a technicality. ”
“ My roommate Kyle was worried I’d sleep with his girlfriend while he was out of town, but I gave him my solemn “ romise” that she’d be in good hands.”
by jojo dancer May 6, 2018
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Derived from the mass hit reality TV series, "The Swan", this word denotes an individual with particularly ghastly, unappealing, and hideous physical characteristics (often mistaken as the result of substandard cosmetic surgery) that prevent this individual from attaining the singular "Swan" status, and the individual thus remains a second-rate contender for "Swan" status and rank.
Victoria Gotti is a total Swannabee.
by jojo dancer October 7, 2004
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Nickname for a puking when drunk Jeff Vaughan
Did you see Vaughan pull a Pukey McGillicutty?
by jojo dancer December 2, 2003
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A hideous, vomit-inducing, shaped nose that closely resembles the nose of a witch, long and narrow but with large nostril openings.
Damn, girl! Git yer witchnose outta my grill 'fore I cut you up!
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
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The lexicon, today an uber-urban slang phenomenon used by the in-the-know crowd, derived from the hit reality TV series, "The Swan", encompassing all words and terminology that are peculiar and specific to "The Swan".
Shocka, you lost me with all your Swanbonic speak! What's "feminize"?
by jojo dancer October 14, 2004
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MYFNYF is an acronym for Miss Your Face, NOT Your Farts. It can be used as an interjection or action verb. MYFNYF is meant for usage as a common slang term in digital mass communication while assisting with conservation of digital clutter by simplifying the six word phrase with an acronym MYFNYF " Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts !"
. MYFNYF is meant to be a difficult phrase to say 5x fast, but its main usage is to indicate terms of endearment or high regards for another as they depart but also at light amusement at the others expense by calling out their flatulence on a regular basis.
" Ok. DadI I need to hang up now . All the other campers are heading out to go hiking - MYFNYF "- Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts
by jojo dancer October 4, 2021
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