Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.
Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.
I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.
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