2 definitions by johnsonsballsofury

Top Definition
When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete
I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.
by johnsonsballsofury January 31, 2010
The act of rubbing semen (yours or someone elses) with the intention of soothinga particularyly itchy/burning anus, usually from a run in with the Hershey Squirts
Daniel had to give matty a flaming currier in order to get a hot lunch
by johnsonsballsofury January 31, 2010

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