an awesome, kickass, bad mothafucka. Some facts:
The chief export of Chuck
Norris is pain.
Norris likes to knit sweaters. And when
I say knit, I mean kick. And when
I say sweaters, I mean babies.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet
and under his bed for Chuck
Norris is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer, and can take a shotgun blast standing.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species that Chuck
Norris has allowed to survive.
Norris sold his soul to the devil
for his rugged good
looks and unparallelled
martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction
was complete, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the devil
in the face and stole his soul back. The devil
, who appreciates irony, admits
he should have seen
it coming and couldn't stay mad for long. The now play poker every tuesday.
Norris is 1/8th
has nothing do do with his ancestry. The man ate a whole