a damn good maddox.xmission.com
knockoff. run by a tenn named thilo, it is definately not at the level of seriousness that maddox's site is run with. with maddox, it is more......you try and describe it, for words fail me, proffessional. thilo's page on the other hand hides nothing. it is purely funny and randomized shit. great site. www.ninjapirate.com.
whether you like it or not, you make the call.
thilo is a ninjapirate
HAS NO CONNECTIONS WITH GERMANY/DOES NOT MEAN WHALE'S VAGINA
has killer weed for everyone at this site. has hot beaches and bitches for surfin and screwin. mountains great for mountainboarding, skateparks and hills great for skateboarding, close to snowy mountains for snowboarding, home of a shitty football team and a baseball team i do not watch because baseball barely passes as a sport, has great schools, and is close to mexico, if you ever need to do something not entirely legal. people at my school (mt carmel high school, bitch) have TJ weekeneds, in which they go to tiajuana, get drunk and/or high, and the night usually ends in hookers.
no matter what you do, san diego has something for you, and is truly
the world's finest city.
my city can kick your city's ass
one of the undoubtedly millions of
ways to say marijua, short for the term, "ganja".
-excerpt from Dogma
~Jay "Yo, no wonder this fool saw Jesus, he's rockin the ganj!"
a very advisiable way to handle your problems, because no one loves you. according to maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com here are some reasons to commit suicide. in a handy checklist style of ten. if any apply to you........
1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.
2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.
Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
maddox thinks you should commit suicide
word made popular by the almighty maddox in an article on feminism.
ARTICLE IS BELOW, and for quick reference, check the bottom paragraph
n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)
The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi
activism for at least 30 years.
maddox hates feminazis. wanna get high?