9 definitions by johnny cracker

Top Definition
Some people think its a penis belonging to a man named Johnny, but its clearly frog aids
Hey look, he has Johnny Penis

What do you mean?

He has frog aids

oh
by Johnny Cracker February 09, 2015
when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
by Johnny Cracker March 20, 2015
This is one of the best import tunning magazines in the market.
nads sure loves his super street
by johnny cracker July 09, 2006
when you play tanki and you dont want to get banned so instead of saying cock, you say kock
haha i killed u

eat a kock
by Johnny Cracker May 06, 2015
when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
by Johnny Cracker March 20, 2015
a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.
by Johnny Cracker March 12, 2015
What your mouth smells like after sucking penis for hours
yo dawg johnny got penile mouth, hes been sucking julius's dick all day
by Johnny Cracker March 09, 2015

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