123 definitions by johnny

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004

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LPK
These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.
Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP
by Johnny January 06, 2004

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what aj owes me
by johnny August 09, 2003

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Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)
I wish i was as good as Reaps
by Johnny July 23, 2003

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the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them
"oh shit! here comes TittyMan
by johnny April 09, 2003

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A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
RajuAbju, the girls want j00!
by Johnny February 25, 2004

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Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.
Man, that girl is a roggeman.
by johnny April 21, 2003

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