johnny pot smoker
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'
"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."
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