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9 definitions by john wayne

 
1.
normally someone who lives in rural parts of the south, drives a jacked up 4x4 pick-up, spends the weekend hunting and/or fishin',wears boots and a fish hook on their camo hats. if anybody is racist it's white yankees. Us good rednecks despise the KKK. color of skin doesn't matter to us.
Gretchin Wilson ain't no redneck, she grew up in illinois.
by john wayne December 02, 2004
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2.
To flirt
he is coquetting that girl near the bar.
by John Wayne August 28, 2003
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3.
An incredibly lame euphemism for "Doing it". The act of having sex.
I heard the date went well last night. Did you guys do the bone dance?
by John Wayne January 12, 2005
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4.
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
9 11
 
5.
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
4 10
 
6.
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
3 9
 
7.
suculent - jusicy (juice lips)
John Wayne eats the suculent baby's everyday.In the bum bum
by john wayne July 28, 2003
5 16