3 definitions by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.
Dude you look really tired.

I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.

Cool I did that last week.

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When a fat kid emits a very loud fart during the middle of a test or lecture.
I was in the middle of the hardest question on my test when tubby next to me made the biggest butt siren I ever heard.
by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 26, 2011

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A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

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