3 definitions by john mccollum

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Semen, ejaculate, the white stuff
I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog
by John McCollum December 01, 2007

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v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.
by John McCollum February 12, 2007

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Balls + Molecules. Extremely small testes.
Dude, when are you going to outgrow those ballecules and tell your dad to mind his own business?
by john mccollum December 03, 2007

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