100 definitions by john smith

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.
Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.
by John Smith April 19, 2005

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a really large pile of crap
"hey i have to go take a turnmire"
by john smith March 21, 2005

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when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.
jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags
by john smith November 26, 2003

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grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.
by john smith March 30, 2005

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Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex
by John Smith May 02, 2003

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complete domination
He performed a total recall
by john smith October 09, 2003

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A word i heard in my pyschology lesson from my teacher sam rogers. It is the disease in which the penis grows inward causing spontaneous combustion
it was cold, alex noticed that his penis had started to shrink, his penis then went inside himself and he died.
by john smith November 09, 2004

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