70 definitions by john gaskell

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
by John Gaskell March 12, 2004
To Fight with another person(S). To Swedge.
" I went doon tae the fitba at Easter Road and ended up in a massive Swedge after the Game "
by John Gaskell March 07, 2004
A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat
" If only the slut had a better lookin Cagney I'd cowp her, she's got a lovely body "
by John Gaskell May 14, 2005
A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it
" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super
by John Gaskell March 23, 2004
To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up
" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "
by John Gaskell March 08, 2004
A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out
" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff
by John Gaskell March 28, 2004
A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.
" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "
by John Gaskell April 29, 2004

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