70 definitions by john gaskell

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.
"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

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A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.
" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "
by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

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A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.
" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "
by John Gaskell April 08, 2004

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Slang meaning Plastic
" I robbed some cunts wallet down a Jigger last night with a Plazzy shooter that I took from a Bairn "
by John Gaskell March 07, 2004

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A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.
"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

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An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)
" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

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To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female
Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

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