A telecommuting professional who works alone from a home office with unlimited access to online porn, but who lacks the ability to control the urges of mastubatory premature ejaculation - especially whilst interacting remotely with colleagues or clients.
Solo,(Latin) to be alone
Pre,(Greek) to occur early
Neur,(Latin) coming from one's nervous system
I knew this solopreneur that would beat the meat while on conference calls. One time he forgot to mute the phone and we kept hearing a weird squishing noise in the background.