The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".
Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
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