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7 definitions by joe the hoe

 
1.
An act of someone continuously saying "YOLO".
"YOLO, right guys?" said Joe mysteriously.
"Stop saying that, Joe," said Frank, clearly annoyed.
"Don't hate on my yoloness," Joe chuckled.
by Joe The Hoe July 12, 2012
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2.
the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012
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3.
A person that lives the complete YOLO lifestyle; somebody who lives their lives to the max.
"Did you hear Joe went skydiving?" Frank said.
"Yeah, he's such a Yoloer," remarked Jim.
by Joe The Hoe July 21, 2012
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4.
A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.
"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.
by Joe the Hoe November 07, 2012
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5.
The act of abducting a duck.
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
by Joe the Hoe November 06, 2012
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6.
A person under 13 who wears bright skinny jeans, who abuses eyeliner and parts their hair far over on one side.
"My little sister is so weird," Joe said.
"Why?" Bob asked.
"She's such a Scene Tween," Joe replied with a sigh.
by Joe the Hoe November 23, 2012
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7.
bitern is a term used loosely by people of all sorts that require the help of a "gay" male nurse named toad to use the porch swing, it is a word of "ghetto" decend meaning to douce a jug into a bigger jug or the act of having ones cake and eating it too, but it could also mean that when your on "manic high" you tell really bad jokes most times with a sexual undertone and when living in such locations such as the D.I. you might be labeled as called peaches. but keep in mind this is specific to very rare cases.
oh man that toad just keeps *bitternin' away!!!!!

*bitternin' use by only the blakcest of the black.

as my black as night DADDY always said "IM JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL YO! JUST TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS BOY! NOW FETCH MY SOME FRIED CHICKEN."
by joe the hoe April 28, 2005
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