12 definitions by joe salone
When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
by joe salone September 21, 2010
The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.
by joe salone March 7, 2012
Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
by joe salone September 21, 2010
Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.
by joe salone September 21, 2010
The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
by joe salone October 14, 2010