n.) A chief excuse-maker; an individual
who consistently comes up with
absolute fucking bullshit excuses
not to do something. the most generic excuses
are pulled muscles such as quads and labias, although many others have
been used as well.
Person 1 - "why isn't Fitz at conditioning today?"
Person 2 - "He's being a chief because he pulled his god damn quad again, this is the 20th fucking time! Did you notice
was chiefing as well for his torn labia?"
Person 1 - "No, but I do now... those