1 definition by job pilsen

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
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