(Skode deriving from the words skinny and chode)
A skode is a short, but slender, chode. Some may think that this is redundant because a chode is a penis wider than it is long, however chodes can be really fuckin massive, while a skode may only be seen under certian conditions. For example one with a skode would have to take male enhansement pills every day for a decade in order to make it visible without a microskope.
person 1: So did you fuck your boyfriend last night?
person 2: I don't want to talk about it.
person 1: Why?!?!
person 2: He has a skode...