A college located in the middle of a cornfield. Christian university; has seven dorms, including the unfortunately named Wengatz (WANG-itz).
•Walking to Handy Andy's (a local gas station)
•Hating on the rival dorm (these activities occasionally involve dead animals)
•DTR talks (DTR stands Define The Relationship)
•Going for Bosco sticks
•Not dancing, as per the Life Together Covenant
"Sheesh, I can't believe there's nothing to do...what I wouldn't give for a big city right now!"
"Well, that's what you get for going to Taylor."