2 definitions by jlh1984

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Verb. To accidentally shit on a weight bench and say you sat on a snikers candy bar that just happened to be laying on said bench.
"Did you see Jermaine pull a Troutman at football practice today? We had to order a new bench because of the stain!"
by jlh1984 March 27, 2009

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Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"

1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.
"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"

"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"
by jlh1984 January 14, 2010

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