1 definition by jkjtastic

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when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career
Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

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