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BP
(verb) to severely fuck up, "try" to fix your mistake and simultaneously look for a scapegoat.

(noun) short for BP Global, British global energy company known for spilling millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico in 2010.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Don't BP that shit on me!
by jjjmac May 23, 2010

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