1 definition by jimws

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Joshua is that type of guy you've always been looking he is sexy kind, loyal, dedicated, focused, honest, flexible, outgoing, trustworthy, and has a nice haircut and also likes to cook for the ladies and a lot more. Joshua Dresses extremely cool and doesn't care about what he is wearing as long as he likes it! people can never quite put their finger on joshua as he has no image he does portray any stereotypes but also doesn't dress normal because joshua dresses super cool and unique and looks after himself too the MAX. Some People say to joshua that he dresses too crazy or take the piss out of what he is wearing! these people are normally guy men and they fancy joshua. Joshua has quite a crazy personality, he is just too crazy for anyone when he meets people their always like ' you're just too crazy josh, I've never met someone like you in my life ' then they normally end up kissing me! WATCHOUT! Joshua also uses unique phrases like WATCHOUT whenever he does something good or hooks up with a lady! He is also extremely good in the bedroom WATCHOUT with this guy cause bang you into the 1960s, seriously joshua is so good most girls split up with him after they have sex because the noises and faces they make! So if you ever hookup with a Joshua You better be ready cause he will make you say 'disfsjkfhutrengugfegrwerjkethwisiejdiwjjeuuwjkjdiswekdojfejfgbhrhdsfakjk\lihf;ifhixgjhjgregjrhghjggrhghlhkrghkrggjrghrkgrgkjgjhghjgjhgrkgkrlgghkrgljlherg' Mainly located in Salford.
Jess: OMG! IT'S JOSHUA!

James: You better watch out Jess or he will bang you into the 1960s or even worse THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " Runs in the opposite direction of Joshua "

Joshua: Oops!...I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops!...You think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent....
by jimws February 01, 2014

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