16 definitions by jimmy ivory

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n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

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exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap
oh damn I be a itchy mofo
by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

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aol
abbr. America On Ludes
Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.
by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

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v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob
Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.
by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

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exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn
Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!
by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

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n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.
I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

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n. syn jizz, also "flaz"
Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

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