9 definitions by jim jones

A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis
Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing
by jim jones February 8, 2013
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I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.
by jim jones January 26, 2005
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Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.
Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!
by jim jones April 12, 2006
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When I say forever, forever is what I mean. A long fuckin' time.
by jim jones April 3, 2006
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CA is way cooler than Kent so get used to it.
Kent Cant touch CA in sports.
by jim jones March 29, 2005
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to be lazy,to do very little work.
Guy 1: I only work for 6 hours this week.
Guy 2: Laze!
by jim jones January 11, 2003
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