13 definitions by jim ference

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clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).
by Jim Ference November 04, 2007
An acronym for Socially Acceptable Neural Environment
Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).
by Jim Ference November 03, 2007
Left-handed negotiating. Usually "negotiators" have
most or all of the power. There's a word in Spanish,
"recatado". It's the same as "demure", only now I'm
embarassed.
I tried to negaucheiate with my boss, the woman
superintendent. I told her, look, I'll clean the
kitchen or the bathroom, con mucho gusto, as long
as I don't have to clean the attic.
negaucheiation
by Jim Ference November 03, 2007
clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
by Jim Ference November 05, 2007
uterus (pear-shaped muscular organ of gestation located
in the pelvis).
We're watering our Plant.
by Jim Ference November 04, 2007
gas
An acronym for Greed, Avarice, Selfishness
I just fucked the Emperor.
"Man, that's gas."
by Jim Ference November 02, 2007
The (female) body, once polarized, is like a battery. Vibrations are either positive (sweet) or negative
(tart, sour, angry, or bitter). Women who only let
go to first base are like the cat that swallowed the
canary; they know they're getting away with something.
Either accept all of a man or accept none of him
(pun intended). Only going to first base increases
polarization for both parties. Once the problem
starts it only tends to become worse, unless you
reverse polarity (with a different partner).

In a battery, plus (battery) goes to plus (circuitry)
and minus (battery) goes to minus (circuitry),
otherwise a disturbance is created. I hope you
understand the implications. Read on...
Man, those paddy clown conan peasant women keep all their
vinegar in the bathroom and their sauerkraut in the
kitchen and their totally worthless honey and sugar
in the attic. They're so fucking polarized.

On the other hand, the wonderful wopwops keep their
tarts in the attic, but I don't mind. They dish it
out but I can take it. They keep their
sweets, well you know where. They make the word
polarization look good, like Jamie, Earl's ex,
makes the word "white trash" look good. God bless them!

My thing feels angry today. Glad I know the way to
Monterey. Concord's looking good too. The woman
there loves it when I clean her bathroom. Afterwards
we sit on the couch and watch "La Dolce Vita".
BTW, where's Belmont?

by Jim Ference November 03, 2007

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