13 definitions by jim ference

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clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).
by Jim Ference November 04, 2007

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An acronym for Socially Acceptable Neural Environment
Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).
by Jim Ference November 03, 2007

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Left-handed negotiating. Usually "negotiators" have
most or all of the power. There's a word in Spanish,
"recatado". It's the same as "demure", only now I'm
embarassed.
I tried to negaucheiate with my boss, the woman
superintendent. I told her, look, I'll clean the
kitchen or the bathroom, con mucho gusto, as long
as I don't have to clean the attic.
negaucheiation
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clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
by Jim Ference November 05, 2007

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uterus (pear-shaped muscular organ of gestation located
in the pelvis).
We're watering our Plant.
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gas
An acronym for Greed, Avarice, Selfishness
I just fucked the Emperor.
"Man, that's gas."
by Jim Ference November 02, 2007

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A Turkish person or one of Turkish descent.

BTW, Turkish women are known for having great thighs
and breasts butt not much of a
Hey, Chicken. Wanna drive up to Belmont?
I'll let you drive my stick.
by Jim Ference November 03, 2007

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