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2 definitions by jiffy pop

 
1.
1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
 
2.
noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004