12 definitions by jhop

Top Definition
The raised vertical line of skin which divides the male scrotum.
Tickle my gleeba and make me scream!
by JHop January 12, 2008
Boobs that look like pointy swinging rocket tips from the 70's due to the style of bras that held them in this era.
Jon: "Whoa, you see that chicks rack?"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"
by JHop March 28, 2008
The act of scrounging for one last hit after a serious crack or cocaine binge
Homie: "Hey Karl, quit scrapin' the mirror, there's no more blow left. You're just chasing the ghost!"

Karl: "Fuck you man, I can get one more line off this mirror!"

Homie: "Whateva"

Karl: "Well then call your boy and let's get some more of that shit!"

Homie: "We already been up for 2 days and I aint got no money left."

Karl: "AWWW SHIT!"
by JHop February 14, 2008
In the car business, this means working at the dealership from open to close.
Greg: "Hey Bob, you wanna come out for some drinks tonight after work?"

Bob: "Hell no, I gotta work a bell to bell tomorrow!"

Greg: "HAHA, Sucks to be you!"
by JHop March 07, 2008
Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
A person who is obsessed with internet dating and dating websites. Can be both male or female, and they always have multiple profiles scattered throughout cyberspace.
Joe: "You going out with us tonight later?"
Jon: "Nope, I got a date with some chick."
Joe: "Internet?"
Jon: "Yup, this one says she lives in a trailer park, has 13 tattoos, 3 kids, and a lazy eye... this one should be easy."
Joe: "You inter-whore!"
by JHop March 10, 2008
In the car business, a customer who has excellent credit.
salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."
by JHop March 07, 2008

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